“Glassophobe” – explained by Gordon Freeman, Jean-Luc Picard, Fry and Zoidberg

Glassophobe is a person that unlike most people fears the wreath of google glass.

40% of glassobphobe people believe that google glass can and will jump off other peoples head on their faces and eat their brains.

Glassophobia

Glassophobia – glassophobe people

70% of glassobphobe people believe that they are being filmed all the time and that the video is directly streamed to youtube where they get 100.000 views every minute.

google glass privcacy issues

google glass privcacy issues

30% of glassobphobe people believe that there will be a cyberwar between the follower of siri and the so called glassholes that will result in the singularity.

google glass singularity

google glass singularity

100% of the statistics above are ~50% accurate.

zoidberg statistics

zoidberg statistics

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